1. (Source: weheartit.com, via teenager-i)

     

  2. bearded-daddy:

    You’re just so cute that Daddy has to boop you nose, munchkin…

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

  3. deepbreathsanddeath:

    This is a real panda
    China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

  4. ahistoryof-theotherside:

    meidosuji:

    taco-marco:

    king-of-the-casuals:

    I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

    What does this mean???? Help????

    Wait for it

    Legend-dairy

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

  5. chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

  6. honorably-disturbed:

    "Be like the flower that gives its fragrance to even the hand that crushes it.”

    - Imam Ali (a)

    Faded Sadnessxx

    (Source: kristina-neumann, via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

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  8. get-you-wet:

    One of the saddest things about this generation is the inability to maintain a conversation.

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  9. I don’t care that you got into drugs for three months straight, or how much sleep you lost in that period. I don’t care that you went home and fucked that person and woke up at 6am hating everything about yourself, or that you smoked so much you sounded as though your lungs were giving out.

    You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.

    You’re just human, and being human means you need to survive and you do so whichever way you deem fit, fuck everyone else.

     

  10. "What?! Who’s this little guy? I do wanna say hi but it’s gonna take up time that we don’t have for the interview." - Dylan fascinated by interviewer’s baby

    (Source: serfborts, via darachmoon)

     

  11. cactuseeds:

    A brick in one of the plazas in my town….really makes me wonder who put it there and why.

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)

     

  12. d0gbl0g:

    pupside down

    (Source: irerisitahiri, via strikeblr)

     

  13. farorescourage:

    repost-this-image:

    sharkchunks:

    metalheadadam:

    pimpinchilton:

    commanderabutt:

    shadow1423:

    commanderabutt:

    spaff-der-kegel-doer:

    historynet:

    seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

    "studies"

    who has ever thought this ever

    Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach

    don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.

    Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.

    Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.

    What the mother-fucking FUCK.  First off, most vaccinations are given before you’re 5 years old (there are a few boosters, but not a lot and most kids HATE getting them) and won’t remember it.

    Second, you wouldn’t be anti-vax if you were old enough to remember polio or smallpox epidemics.  You know why there aren’t any cases of those horrible diseases in the US today?  Because we vaccinated against them for enough years that they aren’t here anymore.

    Plus, anti-vaxxers got hold of Africa.  Polio is making a comeback in Africa because people have stopped vaccinating against it.

    >something awful

    y’all realize this is a joke r

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  15. mishasminions:

    thebanegrimm:

    building-an-unstoppable-fist:

    noctom-poetom:

    kitd-fohs:

    salmonslushie:

    i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

    I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

    This is how adults play games lol

    im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

    I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

    I CAN’T EVEN PLAY JENGA WHEN I’M SOBER

    (via narcissisticcasanova2024)